remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
so i was playing a league game with the boo and he went mid and i went jungle amumu, and i shit you not, came up with this little gem on the spot:
health pots are red, mana pots are blue, i’ll give you blue buff cause i’m your MumuCreds
you ever watch a movie and afterwards you just have to sit there staring blankly at the credits as you put your life back together
determinedly baking chocolate chip cookies in a mini oven. i’m at 16 so farCreds
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.